What do you call jokes
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape alarm?
Optimistic.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.