What do you call jokes
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
What do you call a fish with no booty?
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.