What do you call jokes
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.