What do you call it jokes
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
What do you call it when a tranny commits suicide?
A good start.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.