What do you call it jokes
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.