What do you call it jokes
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
What do you call it when a friend calms his suicidal friend? "Hang in there, buddy."
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.