What do you call it jokes
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!