What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
What Do You Call It Jokes
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
