What do you call a dog with no legs? ground beef
what do you call a bad player a noob
What do you call a orphan running to home.
He couldn't find home.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.” 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”). 12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk but it's acting really duckpressed.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls, A Roll model
what do you call a kid with Autism and saw star wars?
Chewbacca
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control? An edgelord
what do you call a failure in another language....... me
what do you call a one legged china man Ty Whon Shu
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything duck tape
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast? A donation team.
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad
A sad caterpillar
what do you call a bird with no feet? a fly
what do you call a animal flouting
super bird
what do you call a running chicken
scared
What do you call a guy in a well chair that walks into a fire
Hot weels
What do you call a orphan village?
An orphanage
