What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.