Weight jokes

You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.

You are fat.

Your mom's so fat, she fell.

Your mama is so fat.

She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.

That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”

Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.

Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.

Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...

A piece of cake.

Relationships are like fat people.

Most of them don’t work out.

You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?