Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
Me: Stepping on a scale to weigh myself.
Everyone else in the minefield...
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
99593927273949592827385959599282738595939282759593827395828192948472937593817294728275957292739584728459398284854982835884838285849292857483838385838294958483823884958383947391959593817495827394858272959573939488492949595837829374758483848497483919396849294858203957293858930375938475937393949292949848215722935375838283848382883839393949583929459939294949493928174759284759927495910305838385848292958293959.
Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.
A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."
Gaining wait is gonna be a peace of cake
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes.
So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady, like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance.
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Yo mama is so fat Thanos snapped twice.
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Yo mama so fat her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count
