Weight jokes
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.
Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."