Weight jokes

What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.

"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.

The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.

"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"

"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.

The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.

"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.

What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?

You're so fat, that you're fat.

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.

Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.

Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

I want your weight, not your phone number.

Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.

You are fat.

Your mom's so fat, she fell.

Your mama is so fat.

She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.