You're so fat, that you're fat.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
I want your weight, not your phone number.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! ππ€£
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
You are fat.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
