School bully jokes

What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?

The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.

School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!

Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*

Don't believe what your school bully tells you.

Always take it with a grain of assault.

When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...

Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."

Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."

Bully: "Haha, nice joke."

Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."

Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."

Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."

When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.

Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."

My friend and I were walking down the street, and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by three other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help. He had no chance against the five of us.

So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.

He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.