water's jokes
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.
I took a sip of water.
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? "We are Family."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? "Meet the Parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
Next: Inappropriate Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
The "w" in Africa is for water.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)