water's jokes
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
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Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow.
[Chorus:] Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid. And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold.
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder. You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older. But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture.
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin. The water's getting warm so you might as well swim. My world's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.
[Chorus 2x]
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas. I need to get myself away from this place. I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change.
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
So much to do, so much to see. So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow.
[Chorus]
And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
How many Africans does it take to change a light?
A water bottle.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun…
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Hondo's dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a Hondo.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.