water's jokes
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
If you read this picture, go get some bleach/holy water.
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.