water's jokes
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Memes
If you read this picture, go get some bleach/holy water.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]