water's jokes
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
How do you get 1 million followers:
{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
Dad: just cut the water. Me: ok
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
A few male neighbors came over to the house to take a shower because, for some reason, their house didn't have water.
A few minutes later, I walk into the shower. I see the male neighbors and Mom taking a shower together. Then I said, "What are you doing?" They all say, "We're taking a shower together so we could save water."
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk to the nearest gas station a few miles back.
One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.
Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: Water gun.
How to make holy water:
1. Grab a pot.
2. Put water in it.
3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.
4. Boil the hell out of it.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.