water's jokes
I need to speak to Water Sharky.
Dark jokes are just like water.
Not everybody gets it.
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant, I asked the waiter, "People under 12 eat free, right?" The waiter confirmed that yes, people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "But I'm 13."
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes, and that’s when he realized... Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter.
Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.