water's jokes
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some water. Jill pulled up her dress and said, "Daddy, fuck me harder."
In Africa, a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty. The kangaroo said that when they have no water, they dig a hole and water comes out of it. Then the kangaroo dug, and in one minute the koala asked if there was any water. The kangaroo said no, and the koala had to wait for many minutes. Soon water came out of the hole, and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water. The kangaroo wanted water too, so he tried to pull out the koala, but instead, his tail got chopped off, and then they never became friends again.
Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:
1 Gwen
2 water sharky
So on and so on.
We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀
I need to speak to Water Sharky.
Dark jokes are just like water.
Not everybody gets it.
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes, and that’s when he realized... Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter.
Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!