water's jokes
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk to the nearest gas station a few miles back.
One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.
Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day, and Eve says to Adam, "Let's go for a swim." Adam replies, "I'm not in the mood."
She says, "Okay, I will go by myself." She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says, "The water is beautiful, come in!" Adam replies, "Na, still not in the mood."
Eve wades into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says, "Oh no, now all the fish are gonna smell like that!"
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asked what that was for.
"It is for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He smiles. "Gotcha!!!!"
Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
I took a sip of water.
Why can Jesus walk on water?
Because rubbish floats.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.