water's jokes
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it!
So, a man goes to church and is dipped in water three times by a Priest as he says, "From now on your name is Michael, and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol."
Soon after, the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips the beer can in the water three times while saying, "From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol."
Dark humor is just like water,
some people get it, some people don't.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
Because he has holes in his feet.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Please like this. I bet my friend 20 bucks that I would get to 15 likes before him.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"
Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."
African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*
The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found