water's jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Please like this. I bet my friend 20 bucks that I would get to 15 likes before him.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"
Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."
African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*
The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
Dark humor is like water. Some people get it, some people don't.
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.