water's jokes

I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.

My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.

Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.

Me: Why?

Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.

Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.

Me in the middle of the night boiling water.

Me talking to my brother: How do you make holy water?

My brother: How?

Me: You boil the hell out of it.