water's jokes
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
Dark humor is like water. Some people get it, some people don't.
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
Me in the middle of the night boiling water.
Me talking to my brother: How do you make holy water?
My brother: How?
Me: You boil the hell out of it.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.