Water

Water Jokes

Tide

Why do high tides come up so high?

Because they come up to say hi.

Girl

Why did the white girl come back from Africa?

Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.

Carrie Underwood

How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?

Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.

Teeth

What happens to teeth when they go in water?

Bro, I dunno, they get wet?

Ocean

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Because the Africans couldn't swim.

Girlfriend

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

Poison

I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.

World

When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"

Emo

Why does an emo wish they were a fish?

Because they're underwater.

Jesus

Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.

Water Bed

You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.

Mother

"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."

- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*