why do priests perform baptisms, so they can see children wet
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's my water
https://me.me/i/water-exists-airport-security-what-the-fuck-did-you-just-fc25990076e54a13abe393eca0d6765a
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:am, and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary
What did the water say to the beach Nothing it just waved
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning.
-Splish Splash, i'm gonna slash...
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There is no W in the word africa just like their is no Water.
You know that i drink water right? I drink water bc of i am water water is water
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
One day a lady and her husband we re talking and it was time for dinner he got up and sat at the dinning room table and the lady brang the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him ,what s this he said (the lady said a piece of shit ....honey! Wants some water to drink
why do orphin's have water with there ceral because the dad never came back with the milk
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semin and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story.
Yo Father. Don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anul plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass of. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well ... Emos do that to but when they jump they dont land in the water
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
They say Jesus walked on water. That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Toaster + Bath = The ultimate bath bomb!
