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Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.

Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.

During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: Started to laugh and said "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!

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Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"

Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!

What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)

It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.

Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.

I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.

We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!

I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.

Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.

Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??