We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?
What kind of Videos Orphans cant watch?Family friendly Content.
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!”
Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad.
Later that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach runs across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch the hunger games the Africans live it
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
