Difference

Stefania

A: What’s the difference between a toilet and a washing basin? B: I don’t know A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful… B: …

Difference

Jiojdisjfoasdfidsoi

What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute only has one crack, and has to can wash it and sell it again.

Number

Timber

1.You can´t wash you´re eyes with soap
2.You can´t count you´re hair 3.You can´t breathe through you nose with youre tongue out 4.You just tried number three 5.When u tried number 3 u realized it was possible only u look like a dog 6.Youre smileing right now because you relized you were fooloed 7.you skipped number 5 8.you just checked if there was a number 5 9.This is not my joke all credit goes to steps

Head

Anonymous

Your head so big you can wash a big tv on it

Difference

hooker

whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? a hooker can wash her crack then sell it again

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Depression

Anonymous

My mom trying to get me to do dishes

Mom: I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes.

Me: Why did you?

Mom: I was very drunk…

Explains a lot…

Difference

Washing machine

What’s the difference between a women and a washing machine? The washing machine doesnt follow you after you put a load in it.

Sea

ASDFGHJKL

I WAVED to you before but you never SEA me because your so WASHED up😂🤣😍😍😍🥰🥰

Dad

Y33t or b y33ted

Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle? Son: Why? Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer.

The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.

Puns

Anonymous

why do atletes cool down fast cause they have fans

wash your hands

Mermaid

henewy

what do mermaids wash thier fins with?

Tide

Number

Kit-Kat

10 Fun Facts

  1. You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
  2. You can’t count your hair.
  3. You can’t breath through your nose with your tongue out.
  4. You just tried number 3.
  5. When you did number 3, you realized it’s possible, only you look like a dog.
  6. You’re smiling right now because you were fooled.
  7. You skipped number 5.
  8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5.
  9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)

Hand

Daniel King

Why was the astronaut 👩‍🚀 washing her hands?

She was getting ready to eat launch 🚀🥪.

Wife

Anonymous

I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying.

Man

The Man

(A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing)

Man: Ah… suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump? Lady: Yep. I hate this world. Man: Well, if your gonna die, can we have sex before you jump? Lady: Hell no! You creep! Man: Ok, fine. I guess I’ll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore…

Sally

Anonymous

How did sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.

Tears

@Bennysbanterbus

Why is Fairy’s washing up liquid the best form of Lubricant for anal sex? -No more tears.

Man

Daddy Malta

A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation the man yelled. FREE DISHWASHER!

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