What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker?
I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
What do you call a washed vegetable?
A disabled kid that needs a towel.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
“I need help goerge sink”said Jimmy “What is it”said Goerge Sink “Can you wash my dishes”said Jimmy
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
