are teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall no resson so i said hey wall dat ass flat like a pancake from mcdondles.
Boi your the reason the great wall of China is a thing. You so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out
My Infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
Sign on my attorney’s office wall: “You can’t have manslaughter without laughter.”
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of wall street
yo mama is so dumb she sits on trump’s wall 24 hours every day
if trump was a orphan I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life
how many babies does it take to paint a wall: it depends on how hard you throw them
What problems might a blind child run into A wall
This 15 year old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed unfortunately it killed her dad because it fell off the wall
(Do you get the joke)
(Her dad was on her and it fell and killed him)
What is the similarity between pink floyd and Donald trump: The best thing they did was a wall
what the difference between a baby and a brick
I brick doesn’t cry when you trow it on a wall
Humpty Dumpty felled off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call. He got hurt in a egg-cident & it never got eggs-elent. When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower. It happened too fast, he watched the very last. Next he died, eaten all fried.
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting, the wall behind them
Riddles not jokes
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There’s a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
and last one
What can rule, but not command?
Tell meh the answers in the comments
like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
1 more thing: DoN"t google it or search it up, use ur brain to answer these.
How many baby’s does it take to pain a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.