Wall jokes
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
What time is it when you walk into a wall? Time to get to bed!
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
"Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.... All the king's horses and all the king's men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.