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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
what do emo kids and hitler have in common?
Theres gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin wall
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What time is it when you walk in to the wall ? Time to get to bed 🛏
yo hairline was used as the blue blint for the great wall of china
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the fathers back. Keeping calm he tells the sons, "well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled then passed out from pain.
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How do you tell if someone is depressed? The brains on the wall
"Humpty dumpty sat on the wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.... All the kings horses and all the kings men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows
the cradle will rock when the bough breaks
the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall
and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
[god creating spiders] God: ok what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls
if ugliness was a brick, you would be the great wall of china
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What is a Mexican's only obstacle
Border patrol
what the difference between a baby and a brick
I brick doesn't cry when you trow it on a wall
Why did Stephan hawking die? He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted Roblox. One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury. One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignore it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened. The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!" Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too.
Riddles not jokes
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
and last one
What can rule, but not command?
Tell meh the answers in the comments
like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
1 more thing: DoN"t google it or search it up, use ur brain to answer these.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
