Flat

eat that p.... 445

are teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall no resson so i said hey wall dat ass flat like a pancake from mcdondles.

Roast

Dez

Boi your the reason the great wall of China is a thing. You so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out

Sleep

GetSuited

My Infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.

Hope

Anonymous

Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.

Baby

Anonymous

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.

Manslaughter

Anonymous

Sign on my attorney’s office wall: “You can’t have manslaughter without laughter.”

Puns

Yes

What was the movie about the dog called?

The woof of wall street

Trump

Anonymous

yo mama is so dumb she sits on trump’s wall 24 hours every day

Orphan

me

if trump was a orphan I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life

Baby

Anonymous

how many babies does it take to paint a wall: it depends on how hard you throw them

Problem

KoolKidKlan

What problems might a blind child run into A wall

Fire

Anonymous

This 15 year old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed unfortunately it killed her dad because it fell off the wall

(Do you get the joke)

(Her dad was on her and it fell and killed him)

Trump

Anonymous

What is the similarity between pink floyd and Donald trump: The best thing they did was a wall

Difference

Anonymous

what the difference between a baby and a brick

I brick doesn’t cry when you trow it on a wall

Egg

MineJul

Humpty Dumpty felled off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call. He got hurt in a egg-cident & it never got eggs-elent. When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower. It happened too fast, he watched the very last. Next he died, eaten all fried.

Shooting

Anonymous

What has more brains than a student in a school shooting, the wall behind them

Legs

J0K35 (week 1)

Riddles not jokes

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

What has bark but no bite?

There’s a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?

What has holes but can carry water?

What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?

What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?

What can you catch but not throw?

and last one

What can rule, but not command?

Tell meh the answers in the comments

like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/

1 more thing: DoN"t google it or search it up, use ur brain to answer these.

Baby

Anonymous

How many baby’s does it take to pain a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Baby

Goalkeep2024

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Paint

Anonymous

What does it take to paint a wall red?

Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.

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