Wall Jokes

Anonymous

Kid starts shooting people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”

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Really pattyrat
in Yo mama

Yo mama so fat trump built a wall around her and not the border

hi
in Puns

Donald trump, “I play fortnite just to build walls”

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What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.

Max springer

Why did Stephan hawking die? He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged

Grandpa

Do you knows the tv show naked and afraid wall that’s what my grandpa and me played when I was young

Anonymous

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are the wall.

Dez
in Roast

Boi your the reason the great wall of China is a thing. You so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out

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in Dark Humor

how many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them

Deadpool
in Dad

A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the fathers back. Keeping calm he tells the sons, “well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor.” He chuckled then passed out from pain.

Austin

The reason Stephen hawking died is because he drove to far from the wall the cord unpluged

Anonymous

“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”

“A broken nose”

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ILIKEWALLS1

What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”

Te4inchpounder

Gary and Steve are having sex and the phone rings. Steve goes to answer the phone and tells Gary, “Hey, Don’t finish yourself until I get back.” After returning from the other room, there is cum all over the bed and wall of the bedroom. “Jesus, Gary, I said not to finish yourself until I got back!” Gary turns to him and says, “I didn’t, I farted.”

Anonymous

How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Well it depends on how hard you throw them

unrealnoodles

There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted Roblox. One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury. One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignore it and continued to play Roblox. Chris’s parents came and saw what had happened. The dad then yelled, “You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!” Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too.

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Anonymous
in Baby

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.

Anonymous

What do u call nuts on ur chest? Chestnuts What do u call nuts on the wall? Walnuts What do u call nuts on ur chin? A blowjob

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jack

question: what did the fish say wen he swam into a wall?

Answer: Dam