Wall

Wall Jokes

China

Why did Trump decide to build the wall?

Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.

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  • Bullet

    Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.

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  • Driver

    Why did the wall fall over?

    A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.

    Dog

    What was the movie about the dog called?

    The woof of Wall Street.

    Teacher

    Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."

    Racist

    Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"

    Friend

    I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.

    Yo mama

    yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

    Baby

    How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

    Depends how hard you throw them.

    Dwarf

    I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."

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  • Hitler

    What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?

    Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.