Wall jokes
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
Walls.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
Pee pee poo poo wall.
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of Wall Street.
Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first?
His lawnmower.
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.