How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
what do emo kids and hitler have in common?
Theres gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something
What time is it when you walk in to the wall ? Time to get to bed 🛏
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any mexicans.
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the fathers back. Keeping calm he tells the sons, "well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled then passed out from pain.
Where do walls shop?—Walmart.
yo hairline was used as the blue blint for the great wall of china
How do you tell if someone is depressed? The brains on the wall
I’d like to be a one direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
if ugliness was a brick, you would be the great wall of china
i nailed my sister's............ picture on the wall
you dirty minded bastard.
What is a Mexican's only obstacle
Border patrol
Sign on my attorney's office wall: "You can't have manslaughter without laughter."
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
what the difference between a baby and a brick
I brick doesn't cry when you trow it on a wall
Why did Stephan hawking die? He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
