Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself,… That’s a little condescending 😊
Roses are red Walls are made of plaster Schoolchildren can move fast But bullets can move faster
What is Donald Trump’s favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are the wall.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall… depends on how hard you throw them
[god creating spiders] God: ok what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? Dam.
Donald trump, “I play fortnite just to build walls”
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the fathers back. Keeping calm he tells the sons, “well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor.” He chuckled then passed out from pain.
The reason Stephen hawking died is because he drove to far from the wall the cord unpluged
Why did Stephan hawking die? He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged
What time is it when you walk in to the wall ? Time to get to bed 🛏
“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”
“A broken nose”
Gary and Steve are having sex and the phone rings. Steve goes to answer the phone and tells Gary, “Hey, Don’t finish yourself until I get back.” After returning from the other room, there is cum all over the bed and wall of the bedroom. “Jesus, Gary, I said not to finish yourself until I got back!” Gary turns to him and says, “I didn’t, I farted.”
How to decorate a wall:
Strip of the paper and original plaster
put on fresh plaster and wall paper
paint it (if you want)
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
What has more brains then the Columbine Students? The wall behind them xD
Where do walls shop?—Walmart.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted Roblox. One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury. One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignore it and continued to play Roblox. Chris’s parents came and saw what had happened. The dad then yelled, “You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!” Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too.
Kid starts shooting people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”