Wall jokes
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
you.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
Sign on my attorney's office wall: "You can't have manslaughter without laughter."
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb Trump's wall.
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.