Donald trump, “I play fortnite just to build walls”

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are the wall.

Roses are red Walls are made of plaster Schoolchildren can move fast But bullets can move faster

are teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall no resson so i said hey wall dat ass flat like a pancake from mcdondles.

What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? Dam.

[god creating spiders] God: ok what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls

Why did Stephan hawking die? He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged

A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the fathers back. Keeping calm he tells the sons, “well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor.” He chuckled then passed out from pain.

The reason Stephen hawking died is because he drove to far from the wall the cord unpluged

How many babies does it take to paint a wall… depends on how hard you throw them

How to decorate a wall:

Strip of the paper and original plaster

put on fresh plaster and wall paper

paint it (if you want)

Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply

What is Donald Trump’s favorite game?

Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.

I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.

What time is it when you walk in to the wall ? Time to get to bed 🛏

how many babies does it take to paint a wall: it depends on how hard you throw them

Gary and Steve are having sex and the phone rings. Steve goes to answer the phone and tells Gary, “Hey, Don’t finish yourself until I get back.” After returning from the other room, there is cum all over the bed and wall of the bedroom. “Jesus, Gary, I said not to finish yourself until I got back!” Gary turns to him and says, “I didn’t, I farted.”

Boi your the reason the great wall of China is a thing. You so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out

Where do walls shop?—Walmart.

“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”

“A broken nose”

There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted Roblox. One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury. One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignore it and continued to play Roblox. Chris’s parents came and saw what had happened. The dad then yelled, “You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!” Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too.

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