Wait jokes

What do you do with a frozen vegetable?

You wait for it to thaw.

Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.

They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.

THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.

What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.

I can’t wait for collage....

5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.

Why did Trump's brain cross the road?

Oh wait, there is no other side.

What is the best thing about gay people?

They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!

Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.

Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!

What did Santa use as a candy cane?

Wait, wait, I said it wrong.

Okay.

What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.

Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.

One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait........

You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?

Wait..........

Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.

What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?

Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!

Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂

"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."

So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend, "Is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails?" Oh wait, I wasn’t even Jesus, he’s not doing the T post that he invented.

I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.

Wait, there aren't any road bumps.

O h s h i t.

Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!

Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!

Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.