Wait jokes

What do you do with a frozen vegetable?

You wait for it to thaw.

Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!

Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.

They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.

THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.

Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.

I can’t wait for collage....

5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.

What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.

Why did Trump's brain cross the road?

Oh wait, there is no other side.

What is the best thing about gay people?

They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!

What did Santa use as a candy cane?

Wait, wait, I said it wrong.

Okay.

What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.

Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.

One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.

Wait till the end.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Wait, they don't have any.

What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?

Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!

I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.

Wait, there aren't any road bumps.

O h s h i t.

So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend, "Is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails?" Oh wait, I wasn’t even Jesus, he’s not doing the T post that he invented.

"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."

Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂

Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait........

You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?

Wait..........

Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!