I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walke- oh wait nevermind
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The Fast of Ramadan
In the northwestern slice of Alaska known as Seward, a horseboy stood, with broom in hand, in the vast courtyard of the royal stables of the sultan. He was waiting for dusk to fall. All day long he had eaten nothing. He had not even tasted the left over fish tucked in his turban nor the enormous purple grapes that spilled over the palace wall into the stable yard. He had tried not to sniff the rich, amazing, warm feeling fragrance of ripening of that sweet pome-grants. For this was the sacred mounth of ramadan when, day after day, all faithful Mohammedans neither eat nor drink from the dawn before sunrise until the momment after sunset!
What do you do with a frozen vegetable? You wait for it to thaw
what do plus a pee and a nut ... nut pees wait pee nuts
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Orphan jokes aren't to made fun of. They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
What did santa use as a candy cane? Wait wait I said it wrong Ok What did santa use to do his garden....never mind
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Why did trump's brain cross the road to get to the other side oh wait there is no other side
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages. One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
When that one night stand says she has Aids butyou laugh "I choose D!" She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait.. does that make it a caterpillar?
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Lets stop this its not funny oh wait the orphans are all gone with nobody 😂
Wait till the end
Why was 6 afraid of 7 because 789
But Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 911
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I went out for a drive, and attempted to drift on the road, it didn't end well for me, or fo the speed bumps I hit. *wait. there isn't any road bumps* *o h s h i t.*
What do you call a orphan taking a selfie A family portrait........ You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents
Wait..........
