Vocabulary jokes
What starts with F and ends with CK?
Firetruck.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
Angel is a good word.
Memes
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.