Vocabulary jokes
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
Angel is a good word.
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.