Vocabulary jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
What starts with F and ends with CK?
Firetruck.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
Angel is a good word.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!