Vocabulary jokes
My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
What word starts with “F” and ends in “uck”?
Firetruck.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.