This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
What word starts with “F” and ends in “uck”?
Firetruck.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
What starts with F and ends with CK?
Firetruck.
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
