Terms jokes

I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."

What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?

Raisins.

Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."

Someone at school judged my grammar.

I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.

Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?

Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!

I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.

Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.

I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.

Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."

Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".

I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.

My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.

I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"

What’s another term for a lesbian?

A vagetarian.

I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."

As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.

If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.

Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?

A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?

POORphan

The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.

You know Africans don’t get seconds.

Accounting Chapter 12: Long-term Liabilities (FULL TEXT)

I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."