Someone at school judged my grammar. I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
what do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
I don't like to use the word kidnapping. So I just use the term: surprise adoption
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit Raisins
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term struggle snuggle
I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like 'ankle biters', 'rug rats' and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.
I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, 'carpet muncher' doesn't mean what I thought it does.
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term,"red skin appreciation".
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment? Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was I told her I couldn't say never experienced it.
Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination". I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.
I was asking people who knew trump if he would win a second term . Stormy said " no way, he doesn't have 2 in him!"
I dont like the term "kidnapping". I prefer "surprise adoption"
As tragic as school shootings are - it's also a quick way to a late term abortion
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short term memory disorder and dyscalculia so please remember that no-one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
I was in class and we had to chose another term for words we use everyday, for kid I chose child for dig I chose pet and for wife I chose dishwasher
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term. He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub
Friend Hey did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kanes is amazing! What did you do this weekend I did-
Me Dude are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
