I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."
Someone at school judged my grammar.
I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?
Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".
I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.
I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"
I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like "ankle biters", "rug rats," and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.
I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, "carpet muncher" doesn't mean what I thought it does.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
