Terms

Terms jokes

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Grammar

  • Someone at school judged my grammar.

    I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.

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    Impeachment

  • Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?

    Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!

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  • Shooting

  • I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.

    Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.

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    Word

  • Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."

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  • People

  • I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"

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    ADHD

  • If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.

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    Lie

  • Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?

    A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

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    Wife

  • I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."