Adoption

Ptrfnny17

I don’t like to use the word kidnapping. So I just use the term: surprise adoption

Trump

Anonymous

Why won’t Trump be subject to impeachment? Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!

Word

Anonymous

Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term struggle snuggle

School

Anonymous

Someone at school judged my grammar. I judged theirs by the terms “school” and “rifle range” being mixed up the next day.

Trump

mick

I was asking people who knew trump if he would win a second term . Stormy said " no way, he doesn’t have 2 in him!"

Computer

Halima

Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?

A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

Orphan

J0K35 (week 1)

what do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?

POORphan

Night

Spartan Arctic

Friend Hey did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kanes is amazing! What did you do this weekend I did-

Me Dude are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.

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