I don’t like to use the word kidnapping. So I just use the term: surprise adoption
Why won’t Trump be subject to impeachment? Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term struggle snuggle
Someone at school judged my grammar. I judged theirs by the terms “school” and “rifle range” being mixed up the next day.
I was asking people who knew trump if he would win a second term . Stormy said " no way, he doesn’t have 2 in him!"
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
what do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
Friend Hey did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kanes is amazing! What did you do this weekend I did-
Me Dude are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.