Virgin jokes
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"
I was talking to my friend, and he said, "I lost my virginity to a girl, and then she stopped coming to school." And I said, "Probably because she was fired."
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker, but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister, so he got the family discount.
I have a problem. My dad and my girlfriend have the same birthday. So, one took my virginity, and the other is my girlfriend.
How to tell your kid he's adopted:
Son, I'm a virgin.
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
All of us.
My sisters ask me, "Are you really a virgin?" I say, "That's nun of your business!"
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
When my dad once went to the Virgin Islands, now it's just called the Islands.
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.