Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"
I was talking to my friend, and he said, "I lost my virginity to a girl, and then she stopped coming to school." And I said, "Probably because she was fired."
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker, but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister, so he got the family discount.
I have a problem. My dad and my girlfriend have the same birthday. So, one took my virginity, and the other is my girlfriend.
How to tell your kid he's adopted:
Son, I'm a virgin.
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
All of us.
My sisters ask me, "Are you really a virgin?" I say, "That's nun of your business!"
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
When my dad once went to the Virgin Islands, now it's just called the Islands.
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
Calculate my dick, virgins!
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
