Friend a Why you still a virgin bro Friend b I was until was night
Friend a nah nah who with Friend b your sister Friend a I don't have a sister Friend just wait 9 months you'll see
What to say to a single guy whos insulting you. "Shut up you horny virgin"!
I was talking to my friend, and he said, "I lost my virginity to a girl, and then she stopped coming to school." And I said, "Probably because she was fired."
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do u call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do u call it life?
A 28-year old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online. For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
why did the orphan call Mr smith daddy, because he put her in the vices and tort her a lesson about virginity
The reason Steven Hawkins died was because he switches WiFi routers for sky to virgin so his computer la-ged out
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker, but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister, so he got the family discount.
I have a problem. My dad and my girlfriend have the same birthday. So, one took my virginity, and the other is my girlfriend.
How to tell your kid he's adopted: Son, I'm a virgin.
Hey What do you want we broke up like 5 days ago leave me alone Ok first wanna do some things What kind of things Illegal things Like what Knock you of and hide your body 🤡🤡🗡
all of us
My sisters ask me "Are you really a virgin?" I say "That's nun of your business"
What did cinderella leave at the ball
Her virginity
when my dad once went to the virgin islands now its just called the islands
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It's the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
The only reason he died was because virgin media wifi crashed
Calculate my dick, virgins
Q:what's the hardest thing about losing your virginity A:making sure she doesn't wake up
