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Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!

(I am still a single young virgin.)

The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."

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    • Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.

    Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

    Friend B: "I was until last night."

    Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

    Friend B: "Your sister."

    Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

    Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

    What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"

    I was talking to my friend, and he said, "I lost my virginity to a girl, and then she stopped coming to school." And I said, "Probably because she was fired."

    He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?

    She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?

    A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.

    For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.

    Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.

    Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker, but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister, so he got the family discount.

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    • I have a problem. My dad and my girlfriend have the same birthday. So, one took my virginity, and the other is my girlfriend.

    Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡

    My sisters ask me, "Are you really a virgin?" I say, "That's nun of your business!"

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