I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby I have in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
Of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! He obviously liked being nailed!
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
