Virgin jokes
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, he got nailed before he died!
My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name Coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.
I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby I have in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
Of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! He obviously liked being nailed!
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.