Virgin jokes

My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name Coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.

I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?

The redneck virgin.

How do you find a redneck virgin?

Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.

What's the difference between Jesus and the baby I have in my basement?

Jesus died a virgin.

Of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! He obviously liked being nailed!

What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin!

How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?

Her crayons are still wet.

Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.