Vintage jokes

A priest walks into a wine store.

"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh, you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."

You built like you in the 1980's!

I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.

Can we go back to 2001?

I bet it was more fun back then.

80s (DYM 84)

I like my wine like my women:

16 and in my basement.

I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.