Vintage jokes

A priest walks into a wine store.

"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh, you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."

You built like you in the 1980's!

I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.

My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.