Video Game jokes
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."
Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!