Video Game jokes

My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?

They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.

I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?

A plains biome.

Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.

Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.

You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.

Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.

Technoblade: Speedruns Life.

What is the most popular game at the orphanage?

Need For Speed: Most Wanted.

Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.

Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."

Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.

What did Bonnie say to Chica?

"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."

What do you call a fat transgender midget?

Jigglypuff.

Call of Duty kill cam be like.

This is the best kill streak ever!

Communists don't play Minecraft.

They play Ourcraft.

Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?

A: Rainbow Six Siege.

My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”