Video Game jokes
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
I'll start: Monokuma.
I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
"Among Us," dada.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.