Video Game jokes
Cancer is like a video game.
Some people cannot beat it.
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat…
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
What's the best card in Clash Royale?
The Credit Card.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Sayori jokes aren't funny. :-:
I went through that once, you know...
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.