Video Game jokes
It's not pedophilia, it's early access.
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
Because it's the only time they are wanted.
Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?
Friend 2: Yup.
Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?
Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they want to feel wanted.
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
Want to hear a joke?
Fortnite.