Video Game jokes

Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.

What's Thanos' favorite game?

Half-life.

Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide

Me: Aren't they the same thing?

I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.

Why do orphans play Sims?

Because they can make themselves a family.

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

Why do orphans like to play GTA?

Because it's the only time they are wanted.

Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?

Friend 2: Yup.

Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?

Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.

Friend: Why?

Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?

Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.

I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

What’s a Mexican's favorite game?

Borderlands.

The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.

You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

Why do orphans play GTA? Because they want to feel wanted.

What is Donald Trump's favorite game?

Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.

Want to hear a joke?

Fortnite.

Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.