Video Game jokes
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
"Creeper, aww man,"
"Today we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side, side to side."
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
Funniest Roblox Names I've heard:
ButtNugget123
Lil_RAT (user is actually Sillyowlbunny200)
baddasscarrot44
EggnogRat44
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.