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Video Game jokes

Bone

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Sans: Zzzzzzzz.

Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!

Sans: What is it, dude?

Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!

Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??

Army

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Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?

A: Rainbow Six Siege.

Pokemon

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My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”

Titanic

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A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.

Pacman

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How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?

They both get paid to eat 200 balls!

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  • Sans

    5 views ·

    Sans: Zzzzzzzz

    Papyus: SANS WAKE UP!!

    Sans: What is it dude?

    Papyus: A human has fallen from the surface world!

    Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??

    Papyus: Grrrrr....

    Sans: Oh come on that was a real RIBTICKLER.

    Skeleton

    9 views ·

    *sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.

    Rope

    12 views ·

    What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!

    Mama

    10 views ·

    Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.