Video Game jokes
Sans: Zzzzzzzz.
Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it, dude?
Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!
Sans: Zzzzzzzz
Papyus: SANS WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it dude?
Papyus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Papyus: Grrrrr....
Sans: Oh come on that was a real RIBTICKLER.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
Fennec users lmao.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Fortnite Battle Pass.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!