Video Game jokes
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!
Sans: Zzzzzzzz
Papyus: SANS WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it dude?
Papyus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Papyus: Grrrrr....
Sans: Oh come on that was a real RIBTICKLER.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
Fortnite Battle Pass.
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
Fennec users lmao.
Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS