Video Game jokes
Jesus saved me from eternal fate, but I didn't want to get saved. I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
Boys, just got the leaks for the new Nintondo 4DS!
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.
Your Fortnite win rate.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
"Among Us" is basically a game about betrayal.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"