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Video Game jokes

Titanic

A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.

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  • Bone

    Sans: Zzzzzzzz.

    Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!

    Sans: What is it, dude?

    Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!

    Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??

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  • Memes

    Pacman

    How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?

    They both get paid to eat 200 balls!

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  • Sans

    Sans: Zzzzzzzz

    Papyus: SANS WAKE UP!!

    Sans: What is it dude?

    Papyus: A human has fallen from the surface world!

    Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??

    Papyus: Grrrrr....

    Sans: Oh come on that was a real RIBTICKLER.

    Skeleton

    *sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.

    Mama

    Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.

    Bone

    Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"

    Because he needs to pick your balls.

    Rope

    What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!

    Orphan

    What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.

    Queen

    Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?