Video Game jokes

Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.

Imposter is SuS!?

"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"

Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.

Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.

I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.

Cancer is like a video game.

Some people cannot beat it.

Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.

What was the orphan's first video game console?

PS5 because it has no home button.

Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?

Because he can't handle all six perks.

Sayori: *dies*

Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"

MC: "😨"

Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!

If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?

Creeper?

Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.

But the cancer patients aren't.

What is a type of cancer that:

Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?

Easy, the answer is Fortnite.

Why does an orphan play GTA?

To get wanted.

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they don't have a home screen.

What is an orphan's favorite video game?

"Who's Your Daddy?"

I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.

I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.

Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.

Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!

"1v1 me bitch!"

You know what should give up and stay dead?

Fortnite.