Video Game jokes
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
He's a Fortnite kid, haha!
I'll start: Monokuma.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Landing Greasy Grove.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
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Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.