Video Game jokes
Jesus saved me from eternal fate, but I didn't want to get saved. I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.
Epic gamer.
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
Hello everyone, to the first Hollow Knight meeting!
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.