Video Game jokes
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."
Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.
Add me on Fortnite: Bujjj Boy.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.