Video Game jokes
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
Epic gamer.
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
Hello everyone, to the first Hollow Knight meeting!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
What does a computer scientist do when someone tries to fight him?
He waves his arms like a space invader.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.