Video Game jokes
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
Hello everyone, to the first Hollow Knight meeting!
Memes
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.
Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War