Video Game jokes

What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me!

Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.

Imposter is SuS!?

Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...

Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

Why did Technoblade die?

'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!

Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?

Because he can't handle all six perks.

I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.

Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.

"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."

-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Mom, where are we going?

To your grandma's funeral.

Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.

What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.

Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.

Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!

Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.

What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.

What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?

Hang 'em high.

Why do orphans play GTA?

Because they like to feel wanted!

If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?

Therianarchy!

Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...

But a creeper blows it up.

I'll start: Monokuma.