Video Game jokes
What's the best card in Clash Royale?
The Credit Card.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
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What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.