Video Game jokes
Sayori jokes aren't funny. :-:
I went through that once, you know...
Yo mama so short, Super Mario mistook her for a Goomba and jumped on her head.
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have? Four fingers and a Thu'um.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.