Video Game jokes
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
"Among Us," dada.
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"
Hollow Knight Meme
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Your Fortnite win rate.
Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.