Video Game jokes
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You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house.
I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games."
Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
"Among Us," dada.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.