Video Game jokes
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
Hello everyone, to the first Hollow Knight meeting!
.o.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.