Video Game jokes
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. My friend's already on stage 4.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.
"Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us."
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
I miss my wife, Tails.
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
Marciukas climbing ranked ladder su dravenu 8 sezone XDD.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Toby Fox.
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?