"Among Us," dada.
I'll start: Monokuma.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer. I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
What did the racist cod player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex? A fortnite player
whats a goats favourite video game? mario goat cart!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him. I asks him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised, he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017 it’s now 2018 and I’m still waiting for him to open it
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much? Me: Because I love miners!
my friend: hey i got 15 kills! me: i got 60 kills! my friend: i didn't know you played call of duty! me: whats call of duty?
I just beat the hollow knight and found it takes 26hr to beat it but it took me 69hr to beat it
why cant orphans play video games cause they dont have a home screen
fortnite battlepass i just shit out my ass fortnite fortnite did a mention fortnite fortnite fortnite
why are orphans sad when playing roblox?
there isnt any parents on roblox
Brrr it's fucking cold outside aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh how about the latest phone! Who me? Oh I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!
he plays fortnite just to build walls
