Video Game jokes

Sans: Zzzzzzzz.

Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!

Sans: What is it, dude?

Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!

Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??

What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?

Slugma.

Slugma dick.

What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"

What do you call Mario?

Bros.

I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout.

Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡

Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.

I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.

Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"

Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.

If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?

Therianarchy!

What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?

A plains biome.

Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.

Why do orphans like to play GTA?

Because it's the only time they are wanted.

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.

Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...

Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.

What's Thanos' favorite game?

Half-life.

Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha

I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.

It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”