Video Game

Video Game jokes

Penis

Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.

Imposter is SuS!?

Skyrim

Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...

Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.

Perk

Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?

Because he can't handle all six perks.

Lag

"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."

-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Funeral

Mom, where are we going?

To your grandma's funeral.

Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.

Opposition

If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?

Therianarchy!

Orphan

Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...

But a creeper blows it up.