Video Game jokes
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.
*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!
😄😄😄
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES!
I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING." I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY." I looked at my penis. I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."
Super Mario.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?
Friend 2: Yup.
Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?
Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?