Video Game jokes
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Sans Undertale.
"Among Us" is basically a game about betrayal.
Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.
Yo mama so short, Super Mario mistook her for a Goomba and jumped on her head.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
What do you call Mario?
Bros.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.