Video Game jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Fortnite Battle Pass.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Epic gamer.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Life’s not a game... but if it was, some people would still be stuck on the tutorial.
One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house.
I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games."
Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Why did Monika look at the recycling bin with tears in her eyes?
Because she realized she just couldn't delete her feelings for you...
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.