Video Game jokes
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
He's a Fortnite kid, haha!
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES!
I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING." I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY." I looked at my penis. I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A boy was terrible at writing sentences, so his teacher gave him an assignment to help with that. The boy was to go home, write five sentences, and return to school the next day.
When he went home, he took a notepad and a pen and went to his dad for help. His dad was in a very important business call, so he angrily shouted at the child, "Shut up, you donkey!" The boy noted down that sentence. He next went to his mom, who assumed that he wanted to play video games, so she said, "No, my dear, tomorrow." That was his second sentence. For the third sentence, he went to his older brother, who was watching football where someone scored a goal, so he was jumping up and down yelling, "Goal! Goal!"
For the fourth sentence, he went to his sister, who was singing, "Spider-Man, Spider-Man!" For the last sentence, he went to his grandmother, who was cleaning the toilet and singing, "Under the toilet, under the toilet."
He went to school the next day, and his teacher asked him to tell her the sentences. The boy said, "Shut up, you donkey!" The teacher got angry after hearing this and asked the boy, "Do you want me to slap you?" The boy said, "No, my dear, tomorrow." This made the teacher so angry that she slapped the boy. Immediately, he started jumping up and down yelling, "Goal! Goal!" The teacher dragged him to the principal's office, as she was fed up with him. The principal asked the boy what his name was, to which he replied by singing, "Spider-Man, Spider-Man!" She asked him where he lived, so he sang, "Under the toilet, under the toilet."