Video Game jokes

Marciukas climbing ranked ladder su dravenu 8 sezone XDD.

One thing you can ask Mario:

"Can you jump up and down for me?"

I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."

What do you call a black person swimming? Cursed Minecraft image.

Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?

Because his parents wouldn't let him.

Only Fortnite players will get it.

Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.

What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?

"Undress to Impress."

You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.

Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭

Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!

Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).

The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?

(Doesn't have boss bar.)

What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?

Mario.

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.

One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house.

I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games."

Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.

Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?

The Enderman.

"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"

Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.