Video Game jokes
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
"1v1 me bitch!"
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.