Video Game jokes
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂ðŸ˜
"1v1 me bitch!"
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
Super Mario.
Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?
Friend 2: Yup.
Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?
Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)