Video Game jokes
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
Super Mario.
Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?
Friend 2: Yup.
Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?
Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
Fennec users lmao.
Me playing a game........ What, did God just stop our hearts because he didn't kill everybody?