Video Game jokes
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
Gaming, uh?
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach
"Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us."
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Fortnite Battle Pass.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
Landing Greasy Grove.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.