Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
whats a goats favourite video game? mario goat cart!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cancer is like a video game.
Some people cannot beat it.
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
Fortnite
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017 it’s now 2018 and I’m still waiting for him to open it
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him. I asks him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised, he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game
Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house. I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games." Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.
