Video Game jokes
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Fortnite Battle Pass.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
Landing Greasy Grove.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
"Among Us" is basically a game about betrayal.
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
Like if you're not a gay.
Dislike if you're furry.
Repost if you HATE blacks.
Comment for VBUCKS.
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He's a Fortnite kid, haha!
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?