Video Game jokes
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
"Among Us," dada.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
Sus
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
I miss my wife, Tails.
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!