Video Game jokes

I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.

Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!

One thing you can ask Mario:

"Can you jump up and down for me?"

What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!

I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.

Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?

There isn't any parents on Roblox.

I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.

I'll start: Monokuma.

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim-denim-denim!

"Among Us," dada.

Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?

Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.

Sus

Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.

I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.

Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.

I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!

I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."

I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."

Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...

But a creeper blows it up.

If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?