What do you call vampire Matt Damon? Bat Damon!
How do you know a vampire's sick?
If he's coffin (coughing?)
What's common in vampires and American kids ?
They both don't get old .
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?....... Frostbite.
what's a vampires favourite fruit? a neck-tarine
What is a vampire's favourite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favourite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption? He thought his son sucked.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first bite <3
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Why do vampires Are always sick because they are coffin
Se this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I be the first person to say drinks are on me
What is the favorite drink of a vampire? bloody mary
The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)
I aced my poker test...
my teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffee-n...
do you get my puns... no, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
Why do vampires drink blood? because they can't drink bloodly Marys because they are vampires
why did the vampire go to the doctors? because of his coff'in.
Why do Vampires like virgins? Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
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