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43 views · The Unknown King of Moderation · 3 years ago

Spooktober meme!!!

The image shows a text that says, "When you've killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a stake when you start to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy." Underneath the text is a blurry picture of the character Elmo looking confused.
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    • Monster

    64 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

    Jake this ine for you

    A slightly out-of-focus image of Elmo with the text, "When you've killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a stake when you start to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy."
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    • War

    322 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image shows a tweet by Sophie that says "I must study war so my sons can study business so their sons can study art so their sons can write gay vampire fiction". Below is another tweet from Populism Updates stating "12. Ulysses S. Grant's great-grandson, an author of gay vampire fiction" with an image of an older man wearing a bow tie and a striped jacket.
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    • Candy

    13 views · Angel_Izzy · 2 years ago

    Me:

    The image shows a red Elmo with wide eyes looking surprised. The text on the image says: "When you've killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a stake when you start to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy."
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    • Vampire

    100 views · Vampire · 8 years ago

    What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

    Same time next month?

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