what did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? same time next month?
I tried to get my bloood sucked by a vampire, but he said I was too empty inside
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
A Vampire goes to the Bakery:
Vampire🧛♂️: „One Bun please.“
Bäcker👩🍳: „But you're Vampire, don't you need blood 🩸 ?“
Vampir🧛♂️: „Yes, there is an accident outside and i need something to dip“
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman? when is your next blood period?
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period? I will be back next month
me: *stabs vampire*
wife: omg
me: *beats vampire to death*
wife: OMG
me: what
wife: ur supposed to give them candy
me: well thats a sticky situation now isnt it barbara
3 vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks “a Bloody Mary?”
The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me”
“Hot water?”
“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea”
Q:how can you tell if a vampire is sick
A:By how much hes coffin
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
What do lesbian vampires say after sex?
"See you next month."
A Vampire Stalks you into a field of corn, The stakes have never been higher...
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test
What is a vampire’s favourite fruit?
A nectarine
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? "Same time next month?"
What do bats 🦇 like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman
Frostbite
Mommy mommy! Are we Vampires? Shut up and drink your soup before it clots.
