What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
Same time next month?
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
Me: *stabs vampire*
Wife: omg
Me: *beats vampire to death*
Wife: OMG
Me: What?
Wife: You're supposed to give them candy!
Me: Well, that's a sticky situation now, isn't it, Barbara?
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂