Value

Value jokes

My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."

When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."

Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.

What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.

Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.

If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...

Have a nice day! 🙂😊

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  • I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.

    "Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."

    This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."

    Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!

    Bf: What do you think about our love?

    Gf: Count the stars in the sky.

    Bf: Aww, it's infinity.

    Gf: Nope, just a waste of time.

    Ok, I put one penny down. Do you smell anything?

    1 scent.

    I put two pennies down. Do you see any fruit?

    2 pears.

    I put three pennies down. Do you see any law enforcement?

    3 coppers.

    I put four pennies down. Do you see any cars?

    4 Lincolns.

    I put five pennies down. Do you see any pussies?

    NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT!

    Man to woman: "Would you sleep with me for one million dollars?"

    Woman: "Sure."

    Man: "How about for ten dollars?"

    Woman: "What do you think I am?"

    Man: "We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is negotiating price."

    I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?

    But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.