Value jokes
Someone walks up to his dad and says, "Dad, what’s the difference between potentiality and reality?" Soo ok, the dad says to the son, "Go ask your mother, sister, and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for $1,000,000." So the son comes back 5 minutes later and said, "Dad, they all said they would sleep with the postman." So, son, potentially, we have a million dollars, but in reality, we have two sluts and a gay one."
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
You're cheap; no one even pays attention.
My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."
When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
These jokes are so dark that their life matters.
Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
My career is worth more than your adoption.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...
Have a nice day! 🙂😊
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."