Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate.
What's the difference between my phone and my sister?
I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
