Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
Value Jokes
You're cheap; no one even pays attention.
My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."
When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
These jokes are so dark that their life matters.
Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
My career is worth more than your adoption.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...
Have a nice day! 🙂😊
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Bf: What do you think about our love?
Gf: Count the stars in the sky.
Bf: Aww, it's infinity.
Gf: Nope, just a waste of time.
Ok, I put one penny down. Do you smell anything?
1 scent.
I put two pennies down. Do you see any fruit?
2 pears.
I put three pennies down. Do you see any law enforcement?
3 coppers.
I put four pennies down. Do you see any cars?
4 Lincolns.
I put five pennies down. Do you see any pussies?
NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT!
Man to woman: "Would you sleep with me for one million dollars?"
Woman: "Sure."
Man: "How about for ten dollars?"
Woman: "What do you think I am?"
Man: "We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is negotiating price."
