Value jokes

We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.

What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.

What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?

About 140 calories.

What's better than poo?

Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"