What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
US Jokes
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
I used to hate facial hair,
but then it grew on me.
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
