US jokes

Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!

All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.

Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?

Because it can't find the home button...

Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?

So she can moan with her right hand.

What do emos use as birth control?

Their personalities!

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

"Among Us."

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.

What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?

Mr. Mime!

I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.

What happens when skeletons score points in a game?

They get a bone-us.

You're so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime.

What do you say when the toilet is clogged?

Oh shit!

How do you know someone is fucking dumb?

They put jokes that have been used several times already.

What's the difference between me and my best friends?

At least one of us has a house.

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.

They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.

Well, they're not laughing now!

I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!

So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.

We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.

Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.

Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?

Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.

When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?