Stephen Hawking isn’t dead, he’s just using VPN.
US Jokes
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.
And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
"Among Us."
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime.
