Urgency jokes
Person: "Doctor, doctor, I've only got 50 seconds to live!"
Doctor: "Just give me a minute!"
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
If your parachute fails midair, remember, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
WAITTTTTTT
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!
Brojobs are like air. It's not important until you don't have any.
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"
