Urgency jokes

If your parachute fails midair, remember, you have the rest of your life to fix it.

What do we want? Plane noises!

When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!

PERSON: I need to go so bad! TOILET: Long time no pee!!!

Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!

"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"

"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"

frshfry we need to talk now!

Speed.

Curry must hurry.

Person: "Doctor, doctor, I've only got 50 seconds to live!"

Doctor: "Just give me a minute!"