Urgency jokes
Person: "Doctor, doctor, I've only got 50 seconds to live!"
Doctor: "Just give me a minute!"
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
WAITTTTTTT
If your parachute fails midair, remember, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"
