Urgency jokes

Person: "Doctor, doctor, I've only got 50 seconds to live!"

Doctor: "Just give me a minute!"

PERSON: I need to go so bad!

TOILET: Long time no pee!!!

What do we want? Plane noises!

When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!

If your parachute fails midair, remember, you have the rest of your life to fix it.

Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"

Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket.

Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣

What's the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.