Urgency jokes
Person: "Doctor, doctor, I've only got 50 seconds to live!"
Doctor: "Just give me a minute!"
If your parachute fails midair, remember, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
WAITTTTTTT
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
