If your parachute fails midair, remember, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
If your parachute fails midair, remember, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!
Person: "Doctor, doctor, I've only got 50 seconds to live!"
Doctor: "Just give me a minute!"
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!