Urgency jokes
If your parachute fails midair, remember, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
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Person: "Doctor, doctor, I've only got 50 seconds to live!"
Doctor: "Just give me a minute!"
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!