Urban life jokes

Hooker

What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.

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  • Marijuana

    A depressed man was caught on top of the Empire State Building with marijuana. Needless to say, he didn't want to come down.

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    Man

    Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.

    Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."

    Rhyme

    Why don't rappers use the subway?

    Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.

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    Community

    Boston State of mind by K!ller

    Yeah, yeah Ayo, My girl, it's time. It's time, My girl (aight, My girl, begin). Straight out the sexy dungeons of rap.

    The towel drops deep as does my handbag. I never drink, 'cause to drink is the Brother of drag. Beyond the walls of spoons, life is defined. I think of hope when I'm in a Boston state of mind.

    Hope the drag got some lag. My tag don't like no dirty bag. Run up to the … Read more