What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.
A depressed man was caught on top of the Empire State Building with marijuana. Needless to say, he didn't want to come down.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
I always press the stop button to see you.
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
