Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
I always press the stop button to see you.
A depressed man was caught on top of the Empire State Building with marijuana. Needless to say, he didn't want to come down.
What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
